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Monkigs only live in Canada, but they love to travel the
earth and make an occasional stop in high trails to visit a
close relative, the sidehill wompas. They enjoy scaring the
campers together. It has been said that they have hollered
out French words at tourists from all around the world. They
will make a home anywhere and have even taken over some of
the local’s own homes. They come close to people, but do not
be fooled, they are vicious. Any shelter they find becomes
there home (they love it when there is left over goldfish
and crackers in the closets). Their diet mainly consists of
goldfish and an occasional liger. Sometimes they gang up with
the sidehill wompas (their close cousin) and take down a
patas iguaneetah just for the fun of it. Their language is
not always appropriate around small children, but as small
children themselves, they communicate with lip smacking and
growling. The polar monkig travels alone in daylight and
loves scaring people in the night. This animal has a great sense of humor. It is not tame by any means and might
even attack a hot shot tigon just to show he could.
Squirrels are its favorite target for pranks because they as
pranksters and love a little competition. Their pig-like legs
are swift and when they fall they do not make a big boom,
instead, they roll because of their round body. Polar monkigs use
this attribute to sneak up on prey simply to have fun.
They make fun of the sidehill wompas by rolling down the
hills because the sidehill wompas can’t. The average day is
made up of a seal for breakfast, a prank on the squirrels,
and scaring a couple tourists. The males have races for the
finest of the females. First one there wins. |
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