Never
before has there been an accurate siting of the extraordinary Tolarwolf. Never before has this creature stalked across the
internet and into man’s imagination. Never before has this
unbelievable beast been documented and recorded based on
fact rather than legend. Until now.
This site is dedicated to informing the public
about this superb mammal. We guarantee your satisfaction as
you educate yourself from this very credible site.
To begin, the Tolarwolf is perhaps the rarest
creature on earth. Scientists believe there are only two
adults and their one baby, called a pup, still alive. They
are supposedly taking residence in the foothills of the
Rocky Mountains, somewhere in Colorado. Because of their
minute population, scientists are searching for their exact
location so they can capture them for study and breeding
purposes.
The Tolarwolf’s conformation consists of the
head of a mighty Bengal tiger, the snow white tail of a
polar bear, the massive body of a bison, and the long,
powerful legs of an Arctic wolf. Its color is very peculiar.
It has sharp black stripes on the rusty colored head, which
flows into a blocky, brown, body, adorned with a thick mane
on the underside of the throat. The wolf legs are a misty
white with thick fur. The tail is short, but fluffy and
warm. The eyes are almost always a blazing, piercing blue.
The size of the Tolarwolf is unbelievable. At
birth, scientists are sure they weigh at least 60 pounds,
but by adulthood they can reach a lumbering 750 pounds! They
are about six feet tall at the shoulder, with the females
being about three inches taller than the males, on average.
From the few sightings that have occurred,
scientists register that this nearly extinct mammal can run
at least 50 miles an hour. Although they are giant and
muscular, Tolarwolves are very silent hunters and can stalk
their prey to within yards without their food hearing them.
The hunting technique of the Tolarwolf is much
like the wolf. While one of the creatures jumps and hooks
its teeth into the prey’s nose, the other leaps onto the
back or neck and bites them. Scientists believe they eat any
large, hoof sized mammals, like elk, moose, or caribou, but
will also hunt any forest animals, even other predators like
bears or cougars. When prey is scarce, they could adapt into
eating smaller creatures including badgers, deer, coyotes
and dogs, which leads to our next fact.
The Tolarwolf is a colossal animal with the size
of a bison, ferocity of a tiger, strength of a polar bear,
and the intelligence of a wolf. They are no doubt aggressive
and dominant beasts. They see humans as prey and will eat
you if you come in contact and they are hungry. Years
ago, hikers found the remains of an eaten human in the Rocky
Mountains. At first, scientists believed it was the work of
a bear. Now, they are considering a Tolarwolf was guilty of
the attack.
Fortunately, there are ways to stay out of this hostile
creature’s way. Although there is no hope if you are caught
by a Tolarwolf, by simply carrying a banana or recently
peeled banana skin, you will be 100% percent safe.
Scientists have no idea why, but Tolarwolves will stay far
away from any remains of a banana, or anything flavored like
one.
To
conclude, researchers have noted some peculiar behavior of
the Tolarwolf that they have decided were originated from
the actual animals Tolarwolves are made of. For example,
surprisingly, these enormous creatures love to swim. They
have been known to walk backward into the water as a
defense, though there is nothing that can, or will, eat
them. Also, when Tolarwolves walk, their huge back paws fall
into the tracks of their front paws, probably to help
conserve energy the same way polar bears do. Judging by some
tracks that have been found, scientists have realized that
Tolarwolves have webbed paws, descended from bother wolves
and polar bears. Finally, each individual hair on a
Tolarwolf’s coat have air pockets that keep them warm.
The
entire species of the mighty Tolarwolf depends on the three
that are still alive. If you have any information, contact
the Division of Fish and Wildlife or the Tolarwolf Center of
Study and Capture. Thank you for taking the time to learn
about this absurd yet amazing mammal, and please enjoy the
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