 This
mansion is made entirely out of all natural materials found
on the island of Semperu, and is the private residence for
both of us, Jack and Ben, the creators of this website.
We also have our own private lake, volcano, restaurant, and
over three billion dollars in savings. How did we make
so much money? We made our fortune catching wild
animals found in Semperu for zoos all around the world and
started our world famous cheese factory on the island.
We usually spend our time maintaining this website, water
skiing on our lake, biking on our volcano, or searching for
new animals for our zoo. |
 Well
if you have been wondering, this is what we look like.
Pretty scary huh? We have been injured in many of our
animal capturing expeditions. Jack is the one on the left
and Ben is the one on the right. Our personal plastic
surgeon says we should like we used to after twenty
surgeries and in about ten years. Because of our
appearances, we have started a new charity called “Pennies
for Plastic”. This charity aims to provide plastic surgery
to people who really need it for free. If you would like to
donate, please come to our island and mail your donation to
us. |
 Living
in Cuba, I have had my share of great cigars. But even
Cuban cigars are no match for the cigars on Semperu island,
since they are totally organic and made of cheese. My
personal favorite is the brie cigar because of its creamy
flavor and smooth finish. I also bought the bottle of lava
while I was on the island. I use it to light my cheese
cigars and keep myself warm. I also recommend buying their
awesome candle set because I slept like a baby for two weeks
and now feel totally refreshed. Semperu island is
definitely worth the trip. |
 If
you are looking for a vacation that is a family experience,
then Semperu island is the place to go. Our whole extended
family, which has over twenty members, visited Semperu
island over the summer. We recommend visiting their
wonderful zoo. Our favorite animal was the Bufigog, and we
even got to hear its amazing croaks on the hour. Our family
also recommends that you buy the cheese mug because it
tastes delicious and lasts forever. We also recommend that
you buy a pound of their Wensleydale cheese because it is
slow aged and acidic. If you go to Semperu island, you
will not be disappointed. |
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