| Item |
Description |
Price |
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This is the most popular
clothing item on the island of Semperu. It is made entirely
out of volcanic rock and is very comfortable. The best part
about this shirt is it never needs to be washed! It is also
resistant to heat, so you can go into the volcanoes and you
may be able to see the Flammalogo in the wild. |
$25.00 |
 |
Made from the fine sand on our island and turned into glass
by our lava springs, this ornament is unbreakable. Makes a
great gift for children who tend to drop their ornaments.
Also a great ball to play catch with. |
$45.00 |
 |
Made out of lava rock found on Semperu, this water bottle is
the most useful water bottle ever. Because of lava rock
properties, this water bottle will keep your beverage cold
for ten hours or keep it warm for ten hours. This water
bottle can also be used to carve wood due to its hardness. |
$10.00 |
 |
These plates are made entirely of volcanic rock found on the
island. These plates are heat resistant, so you can put
them in the oven and take them out without wearing an oven
mitt. The plates can also be eaten, but they are pretty
hard. We recommend waiting a few years before use to ensure
the heat has faded. |
$30.00 p/plate |
 |
Feel like
your lava lamp is too cold and not working? Then this jar of
high quality Semperu lava is for you! Acts as a great heater
for people who enjoy being outside.
Not responsible for mutations caused by high uranium levels. |
$300.00 |
 |
Cheese lovers rejoice! There is finally a mug made entirely
out of cheese. It is dishwasher safe and edible. They are
made out of the finest cheeses available, including our
award winning Wenslyedale and Smoked-Austrian. |
$5.00 limit 1 per person |
 |
Did you enjoy our lovely zoo? If you did, this CD is for
you. It features sounds of all of your favorite animals
including the Walapeord, Squebra, and of course The Dinobird |
$11.00 |
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This CD contains music that is played all restaurants and
hotels. Kick back and over our island, in our elevator,
relax with this CD made of environment friendly plastic
includes some of the native’s favorite songs |
$11.00 |
 |
This beautiful candle set comes with 8 high quality wax
candles. Each candle stays lit for two weeks. These
candles are used by the natives during the night, because
they make you fall asleep and stay asleep while it is lit.
Once you do wake up, you will be snappy and be able to stay
awake for 3 days straight.
Unexpected fire
balls have occurred. We are not liable for house damage. |
$99.99 |
 |
This mouse pad come printed with the Flammalogo that is
found on the island of Semperu. This mouse pad is made from
the leaf of the Jovinascus tree that is steamed for 3 hours
and
then sun dried on the beaches. Like many of our products
this item is heat resistant! |
$8.99 |
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