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Welcome to my website that features all you will want to know about the country of Subawabbi. This unique country is the perfect place for any vacation, adventure, and attitudinal adjustments. It is a huge island that looks like it has no end. With just about any kind of ground: plains, mountains, beaches; this place is still a wonder. It was discovered about 2 centuries ago by Spaghetti Subba Joe. He walked along the shores and found out about the inhabitants of the island. The inhabitants are called Subawabbians and are still here today along with modern day citizens. The grand island was named Subawabbi because of the explorer’s name and “wabbi” means "peace" in the Subawabbians’ language. There are 6 cities in Subawabbi: Isotope (the hardest working city, lots of plains and farms to harvest in), Clamsmack, Disgur, Jus (right on the east coast of Subawabbi), Maise (in the middle of Subawabbi), and the capital city, Kumotal. Their culture and language is very strange but culture is what makes this world as it is today. Their seasons are also very odd compared to most but very cool.

In winter it is actually very sunny, mild temperatures, and is called the season of “gironkje ta dirmoil” (meaning “working and gathering”). More like “harvest season”. That is when Subawabbians harvest their crops. Among their crops is their famous magnificent corn. Also they grow ashniels (small bits of pound bread inside what seems to be a corn husk) and shusnuts (tasty nuts born of a yogurt-like substance). You can see more of the crazy foods here. Wigers sometimes help them pick the ashniels out of the ground. In the summer it snows a lot and is the season of “arbiture”, which means in their language, the season of enjoyment. They climb great lengths to have fun such as snowtree skin skiing and cowrus riding. It’s obvious to know their two major seasons are winter and summer, work and enjoyment. They do not think of spring and fall, instead they call spring the season of “swinmel” (change) and fall the season of “ttrankdun” (sound). In Subawabbi there are also many strange animals such as what I mentioned, cowrusses and wigers. You can learn about them here.

They think deeply of their culture so when you go to Subawabbi try not to disrespect it. Their culture does not require much reading for all it is is 1) They think a lot of responsibility in the “harvest season”, so do not act lazy at that time, 2) Do not harass their animals, they believe in taking care of all living things of the earth (they do not worship nature or anything, just respect it), 3) When there are tracks on the ground do not sweep them away, 4) Colors are a sign of “swinmel” so be decent with your clothing, 5) Keep things as clean as possible, and 6) Treat everyone equally (this includes no cannibalism). Anything that demeans their culture will be taken away and will be given back at “wun cle muni” (time of the moon, obviously night).

There are a myriad of attractions on Subawabbi such as beaches, snowtree skin skiing resorts, the Great Calamanre (a waterfall), and Subawabbi’s highest mountain, Mount Kinfen. There are plenty of creeks such as Utson Swinmel Creek, its color changes every 70 minutes. Most of them are fresh water so you can drink from them, but do not use your hands or you will dirty it. You can read more about the attractions at the attractions page (and what you can use to take a dip).

Subawabbi is really a great place to explore. You will find that you will enjoy yourself quickly at this wonderful country. Nearly all things are pretty cheap considering a small amount of bunners, Subawabbian money, is a large amount of American money most of the time. (There are some money exchanging booths here in Subawabbi so look out for them. They look like dunnies and can be found in attractions around cities or on hiking trails, exhibits, etc.)  There is also a products page where you can buy stuff with bunners or American money. If you want to use a different type of money go to the contact page to ask. People from all over the world come to visit and are glad they did. Have fun and be amazed with the sights and awesomeness of Subawabbi!