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This animal consists of a zebra, roster, and a tree frog, formally known as a Tree Zooster. They are extremely good jumpers and have well developed gizzards so they can grind their food, which consists of plants. They are most breed in the secret farms of Papua New Guinea. They live in packs of about 12-16, and their running ability is low. Their litters of animals will be varied from about 10-12, and a young baby is called a treezoo.  When suggested to the South African government, they rejected the project, as well as most of the countries in the surrounding areas. So the precious animal was taken to a place with limited human interaction. They are very sweet and are frightened at the sight of humans. If you encounter one, just stand as tall as you possibly can with your arms up, it will make them fear you and they will run away.
This animal consists of a caribou, gorilla, and a kookaburra, formally known as a Gorcariburra. They are highly dangerous, and if you look into their eyes, they will immediately attack. Located in the frigid tundra of the Artic, they live in solitude, and do not mate, making it almost impossible to salvage this decreasing species. They eat any meat they can find and will spare no mercy for a quick dinner. The most recent incident of a Gorcariburra injure a human was in 1952, was a crazed scientist attempted to bring this wild animal to his hometown of Sydney, Australia as a study project. Minutes after coming of the boat the animal ate the scientist and then the crew boxed up the animal again to bring it back to its natural habitat.  To protect yourself from this vicious creature, start singing Enya tunes at the top of your lungs, and it will become scared and run of.
This animal consists of a crane, elephant, jackrabbit, and a fish, formally known as a Jackcrane Elefish. They live in the Savannah plains, where the roam free. They are very social animals, are very fast and quick, and will go up to any human. Their interesting hunting technique makes them a fascinating study. Their beautiful heads make fish com to the surface, attracting them to the animal. After they reach the top, the Jackcrane will snatch the fish, satisfying their stomach. These animals are the result of a freak accident in a government test laboratory in the Congo. The only way you would be in harm near this animal is if you either attacked their young, or you eat fried chicken in their presence. Other than that this animal is sweet, compassionate, and tender, so you don’t need to worry.
This animal consists of a barn owl, artic wolf, and panda, formally known as the Artic Pandowl.  It can fly at great lengths and is nocturnal.  They are only very dangerous at night, and will attack anything for food. If you hear them howl at the moon, it means their feeding time, so take shelter. It is rare to ever see one in the day, since they live in the trees. One interesting fact about them is that besides eating meat, they love bamboo, and will lay in trees until night, only coming down for bamboo, that’s only if they live in the warm weather.  They only mate when they are 5, and will have one baby. The sad thing about this animal is there is only a 40% chance the baby will live, considering the special conditions the parents must provide, like nursing the baby every hour.  They vary from living in trees of south China, and some live in the rocky terrain of the lowlands of the Himalayas. They can live in almost any weather, but the cold fits them better because their bodies are insulated. Some citizens of Tibet have a sworn oath to protect this animal and never let it down from the mountains, so scientists hope they will keep it that way.
This animal consists of an emu, anteater, and a blue jay, formally known as a Blue Emueater. It is common in the highlands of Scotland, even thought its close cousin the anteater lives in warmer climates. They mainly eat bugs and seed, and sometimes fruit, if they are starving.  They are normally sweet and interesting subjects but get too close with Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” record and this animal goes wild, and will probably attack.  If you come into contact with one, it will raise its head higher, since the animal is so vain. You must lower your head to show a sign of respect, and then the animal will love having you as company.  This animal might have wings, but it is completely flightless. If you dare mention its disability in its presence, you will end up in pieces. They normally take shelter in unoccupied caves, so be careful before entering.                                                                        
This animal consists of a tiger, a crowned carne, and a dolphin, formally know as the Dolticrane. It is a vicious predator and isn’t friendly to anyone, not even its own kind. The reason they are so close to total extinction is because they don't care for each other.  They live in the Amazon rainforest, right near the rivers. They are extremely good swimmers, so running to water is a bad option. They eat about 60 pounds of meat a day, hunting mostly in tall grass. Their legs are long and good for running, but their wings are completely for show.  They live in packs of about 8-12, and they show off by flaunting their wings. The leader of the pack is the one that catches the most food, and is automatically dubbed the head honcho. If you should ever come into contact, they are very scared of flashing light, so buy a $600 dollar camera and start randomly taking pictures of it. It will be will be scared of the flash and immediately run away.
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