This
is my lazy husband! He has never left his pile of mud! I
don't think I remember him ever cleaning anything...EVER!!! Ya know, most people have gorgeous and healthy, and clean
husbands, but not me, nope, not me!!! IT'S NEVER ME!!! Okay,
I'm okay!
I Love You Fred, even though
you are lame and should be someone's breakfast. J.K.! I
really love you Fred!
This
is my car. as you can guess, my husband bought it. but not
from a car dealership, no, from the garbage man! anyway, it
can go up to two miles per hour. fun, fun, fun! it used to
be uglier, but it got a paint job! now, its is prettier than
it ever was! I know, don't say it... PLEASE DON'T SAY IT!!!
I think I might get another car. if you want to see it, I
think I put it somewhere near the bottom. anyway it's like
so totally awesome!!!
This
is a picture of myself! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! how can
someone this beautiful marry someone... well, not so
beautiful?! it's a long story so I won't tell you. Anyway,
if you need to reach me, this is my phone number,
(719)555-1235. If I'm away, this is my cell phone number,
(258)555-6913. And if your life is as pathetic as mine... we
can be best friends who have a lot in common!
This
my new totally rad car I was talking about! If you look
behind it, you will see my friends car. I know! It's so
totally ugly huh! I think mine is so much better! Oh yeah!
If I get hungry when I'm traveling, I never run out of food!
It's like a life time supply of food! I think it is so much
fun to drive!
Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, I know, I have a sloppy husband, and an ugly
car, but this is my backyard! My husband has his mud, my car
has a garage, and I have a beach! Don't tell him, but this
is why I married my husband! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS PLACE! It's
like HEAVEN! Oh yeah, I'm not going to give you my address
because you will come and become my "best friend"!
I'VE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE!!!
P.S. my husband has a brother!
with a beach backyard too!
This
is my lazy husband! He has never left his pile of mud! I
don't think I remember him ever cleaning anything...EVER!!! Ya know, most people have gorgeous and healthy, and clean
husbands, but not me, nope, not me!!! IT'S NEVER ME!!! Okay,
I'm okay!
This
is my car. as you can guess, my husband bought it. but not
from a car dealership, no, from the garbage man! anyway, it
can go up to two miles per hour. fun, fun, fun! it used to
be uglier, but it got a paint job! now, its is prettier than
it ever was! I know, don't say it... PLEASE DON'T SAY IT!!!
I think I might get another car. if you want to see it, I
think I put it somewhere near the bottom. anyway it's like
so totally awesome!!!
This
is a picture of myself! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! how can
someone this beautiful marry someone... well, not so
beautiful?! it's a long story so I won't tell you. Anyway,
if you need to reach me, this is my phone number,
(719)555-1235. If I'm away, this is my cell phone number,
(258)555-6913. And if your life is as pathetic as mine... we
can be best friends who have a lot in common! 
This
my new totally rad car I was talking about! If you look
behind it, you will see my friends car. I know! It's so
totally ugly huh! I think mine is so much better! Oh yeah!
If I get hungry when I'm traveling, I never run out of food!
It's like a life time supply of food! I think it is so much
fun to drive!
Yeah,
Yeah, Yeah, I know, I have a sloppy husband, and an ugly
car, but this is my backyard! My husband has his mud, my car
has a garage, and I have a beach! Don't tell him, but this
is why I married my husband! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS PLACE! It's
like HEAVEN! Oh yeah, I'm not going to give you my address
because you will come and become my "best friend"!