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This
is me. My hobbies include eating pizza, tacos, pie, and any
other delicious foods. I also like to swim, throw stuff at
people (especially stuff on fire), play video games like
Mercenaries and do stuff on computers, such as making Power
Points or goofing around on Photoshop. I like to work on
electrical engineering and draw ships, planes, cars and
rockets. One thing I'll never get bored with is making stuff
out of clay. My job is how I got all the stuff below,
without being poor. I do a bunch of things. One is making
inventions, getting it copy written, then start having it
mass produced by my own company, Socket Inventions, Inc. I
also program video games and make custom professional
PowerPoint shows for businesses that can't do them well for
some reason. One thing I do to make extra money is play
games (because I'm so good!) online for money. I don't bet
or anything like that, but if I win, I get cash, if I lose,
life goes on. I love my jobs because I get about 75% of the
money SII (my company) makes.
This is my wife.
She's dead, in case you didn't notice. Yes, she's that
ancient. I used to make fun of her all the time, and she
hated it. Suddenly, she died. I wrapped her up and
buried her in my backyard. Then I made a pond and she
somehow became a zombie. I locked her in the closet, like in
Signs. I snuck this photo of her with an invention
(electrical engineering comes in handy right here) that is a
really, REALLY long tube with a tiny camera at the end, You
may be thinking it's already out and invented, but it's
totally my own with a bunch of tweaks. Any way, my old wife
was a maid, and I even paid her to clean my house for me! I
miss her...
This
is my favorite vehicle of the three. This is an H2. I bought
it at the coolest place- a Chevy dealership!!! This is
actually a drive in the mountains that we used to try it
out, and it's been painted differently since then. It's
white with flames, black thin stripes, a few fake bullet
hole stickers, and a license plate that says "nuh-uh." It
has black leather interior, black suede carpeting,
an MP4 player, booming speakers, and much more. I've even
tricked people into thinking it was on an un-aired Pimp My
Ride. This is my beauty!
I'm
still getting used to this baby monster, an H3. This one, I
bought at an auction fundraiser. This picture is at the
place where they kept it during the auction. I might keep it
silver, like in the picture, but I might put a couple things
on it, like one or two black lines around it. A couple of
other things I bid on are a cell- phone RAZR basket with a
plane that's normally expensive, but free for 15 years.
Unbelievable, isn't it?!? I was the second place bidder on
it, too, but it was sold for $50 dollars more because
another lady bid on it about a minute before the auctions
ended. I tried to cheat by attempting to bid again, but I
got kicked out for being too obnoxious.