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This is all I could put on the web because
my identity must stay secret from competitors and thieves
who want to steal my research or my immense fortune. Plus
I'm to cool for other people to see me. |
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This is my pet Tyrannosaurus Rex which I
cloned from some old dinosaur bones. He eats 5 second
graders a week and for treats my business rivals and crabby
teachers who gave me a bad grade when I was in school. This
little guy also makes sure my workers work or they have a
fun lunch with him! (The picture is him playing with my
workers.) |
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Most people have gas powered cars but mine
runs on salami. Yes salami all jets can run on them because
this is my jet car. This allows me to escape to my labs or
my house and go across the Atlantic to see my parents. This
also allows me to get anywhere faster than a jet. |
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This is my house and it will always look
better than yours. Why it costs $2,000,000,000 is the
security system that gets rid of my pesky sisters. the cool
paint and the garage for my jet car and to pay all my stuff. |
